1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,525 What happened to burning all this down to the ground? 2 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:06,528 Forgive me if I need a minute to think before lighting a match. 3 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,534 FX'sSnowfall, the final season, 4 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:16,016 all new Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 5 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:26,417 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 6 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:30,508 ♪ Oh, I love you back, you know♪ 7 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,641 -♪ Let's take it back, hey♪ -♪ Let's take it back, hey♪ 8 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:35,165 ♪ I didn't have a chance, I was walking with my bag♪ 9 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:36,732 ♪ Down the street to Harrison Ave, summer's over♪ 10 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:39,169 ♪ Back to class, way before I had a sedan♪ 11 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,997 ♪ Hit the bus stop and then glanced at the kids♪ 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,868 ♪ And then bam, I saw Brittany for the first time♪ 13 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:45,132 ♪ I was in a trance, "Who the hell was this?"♪ 14 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,569 ♪ New chick I never met, was friends with girls♪ 15 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,701 ♪ But I hadn't really been attracted to nobody yet♪ 16 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:50,876 ♪ But eighth grade was going crazy♪ 17 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,400 ♪ This bitch was so amazing♪ 18 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:54,532 ♪ Walked up and said, "Hi, I'm Dave"♪ 19 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,230 -♪ And then shit changed♪ -♪ Whoa♪ 20 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,840 ♪ She told me she just moved into town♪ 21 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,537 ♪ I knew it, no doubt, I loved this girl♪ 22 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,539 ♪ Inside and out, her beautiful smile, her hair ♪ 23 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,585 ♪ And her style were driving me wild♪ 24 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:06,501 ♪ We sat together on the bus, we sat together every lunch♪ 25 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,198 ♪ She had me switching up the polos and ditching yo-yos ♪ 26 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,505 ♪ I went from moving solo dolo♪ 27 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,247 ♪ To being so O-B-S-E-double-S-E-D♪ 28 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,378 ♪ Thought about her constantly♪ 29 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,771 ♪ On Kazaa burning her CDs♪ 30 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,207 ♪ 'Cause I saw her and she saw me♪ 31 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,426 ♪ But back then I was gross♪ 32 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,602 ♪ I'd do the most for a joke♪ 33 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,256 ♪ I'd show my asshole to girls, and I just really wasn't♪ 34 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,779 ♪ The brand of guy that would get the girls♪ 35 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:25,607 ♪ I had no facial hair, just curls♪ 36 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,174 ♪ And all my friends had kissed a girl, except me♪ 37 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:28,871 ♪ And I just wanted to be realistic about it♪ 38 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,568 ♪ I didn't want to mess the whole thing up♪ 39 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:32,266 ♪ And I just loved being around her, so I took♪ 40 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,006 ♪ The best friend route, that shit was so fun♪ 41 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,008 ♪ Ion't care what any of you guys say, the hottest girl♪ 42 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,880 ♪ I ever met tickling my arm, going to the mall with her♪ 43 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,404 ♪ Chatting on AOL all night, we talked about plenty things ♪ 44 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,624 ♪ Everything we could, how her parents treated her♪ 45 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,147 ♪ And how she felt misunderstood♪ 46 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,583 ♪ She would tell me shit on AIM♪ 47 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,150 ♪ In person that she never could♪ 48 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:48,978 ♪ I talked her through it, I took a ton♪ 49 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,588 ♪ Of pride up in the fact that I made her feel good♪ 50 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:51,937 ♪ Started hangi out up in the basements♪ 51 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,417 ♪ Playing spin the bottle♪ 52 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,419 ♪ Watching her turn land on Jason♪ 53 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:56,638 ♪ I closed my eyes, until we played the nervous game♪ 54 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,205 ♪ Where I would place my hand♪ 55 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:00,163 ♪ Up on her breast over her bra♪ 56 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,556 ♪ That was incredible, that was raw♪ 57 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,731 ♪ I jerked off to that all fall♪ 58 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,472 ♪ Winter snow days watching...♪ 59 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,343 -Cut, cut! Cut, cut! -Dave, we're already behind. 60 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,649 -Cut, cut, cut. -Let's get ready to go again please. 61 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:08,780 -Right away, everybody! -Okay, right now, 62 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:09,825 you're making this super lowbrow face 63 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,261 when you're grabbing her breasts. 64 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:12,958 Opposite energy. It's emotional. 65 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,569 This is the love of your life, not some little slut. 66 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,353 You guys are doing really great. 67 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:17,920 We're just looking for some levels. Like, the intension... 68 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,530 Guys, please, please, I got to talk to you for a second. 69 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,445 Play it cool. Cool. 70 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:22,968 So, like, cooler, right? 71 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,318 Not "cool." Not cool in that way. 72 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,972 -These kids fucking suck. -I know. It's like... 73 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,453 the talent pool in Philadelphia is fucking atrocious. 74 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,585 That's what I told you. That's exactly what I said. 75 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:31,629 -Well... -But you wanted to shoot here. 76 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,414 You wanted to make it real, so... 77 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,329 It's my parents' house, where all this shit happened... 78 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,200 Dave, Dave, Dave. I need to speak to you, 79 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,332 'cause it's actually-- it's kind of urgent. 80 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,768 Look, here's the deal. 81 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,291 Eighth-grade Dave hasn't logged enough school hours, 82 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:42,597 which means he's gonna get pumpkined, 83 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,295 which means I have to pull him for two hours. 84 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:47,297 We can't be in this scene in two more hours. 85 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:48,559 -We're already two hours behind. -I understand. I understand. 86 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:49,560 But in order to get all the Daves together 87 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:50,822 for the Evolution of Man scene, 88 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,346 I had to stagger their schooling. 89 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,043 -You understand? So he's... -So what's the solution? 90 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:55,218 -What's the solution? -Well, the only thing I can think of 91 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,698 is that we have Toddler Dave. 92 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,917 He's available to work right now. Wait, copy that... 93 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,832 -Toddler Dave? -Steph, can you cover for me, please? 94 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,269 It's a spin the bottle scene. Like-like, you can't have, like, 95 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,400 an eighth grader get fondled by toddler. 96 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:04,836 You said you wanted abstract. 97 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,316 Can we have the intimacy coordinator over here, please? 98 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,535 -No, that's not the... -We need to know if a toddler 99 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:09,406 can touch our eighth grader's breasts. 100 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,234 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, like, we're just spitballing here. 101 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,714 -Let us have a conversation. -Copy. 86 on the intimacy coordinator. 102 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,368 -They're just spitballing. -You got to realize, like, 103 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,283 the reason I'm making this video right now is to engage 104 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,459 a female fan base that I don't even currently have. 105 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,287 Like, ticket sales on this tour are not going well. 106 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,940 Look at my fan base right now. It's all dudes. 107 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,942 Hi, guys. Good to see you. 108 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,509 And I certainly, like, I love these people, 109 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,511 but it's like we're not even tapping into half the world. 110 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,513 So people need to see my sensitivity at some point. 111 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:30,688 Yeah, and they're not gonna see anything 112 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:31,689 if you don't finish the video today. 113 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:33,430 We leave Philly tomorrow, so... 114 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,389 -figure it out, Dave. -I know. I'm working on it. 115 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,304 But, like, I assume our female director has a P.O.V. 116 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,957 on not wanting the main character of the video 117 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,568 -to act like a fucking animal, you know? -Oh, my God. 118 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,265 Guys, you're both right. 119 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,614 We can cut around the face and move on. 120 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:44,876 -Cut around the face? -Great. Yes. 121 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,182 -Mm-hmm? -Emma, good call. Let's move on. 122 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,488 Okay. I got to go to playback to understand... 123 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:48,880 -Dave. -Dave's walking to playback. 124 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,317 -Cut around the face? -Dave, if we don't move on, 125 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,448 we're gonna lose the light for the bus stop. 126 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:52,928 Emma, it's my romantic origin story. 127 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,321 They have to see the love, 128 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,539 the heartbreak, all that, you know? 129 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,671 If you didn't know Batman's origin story, 130 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,063 he'd be just a guy who, like, beats-- 131 00:03:58,107 --> 00:03:59,413 Can I see playback on that? 132 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,892 Ready to do a test on the cum rig? 133 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,981 Not now, John. Play it back, Lonny? 134 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,896 John, John, John, that's for the coming the pants scene? 135 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,898 -Yeah. -Why is it a boner? 136 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,291 Like, I was totally soft when I came. 137 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,988 Totally soft? Like, no blood at all? 138 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,555 Yeah, exactly. Like, people have seen scenes 139 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,340 where guys cum their pants. 140 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,037 This is trauma because I came soft. 141 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,386 I mean, I essentially pissed cum. 142 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,388 Maybe I can hollow this out. It'll hang soft... 143 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,650 -Just watch playback. -I don't need, like, an indentation. 144 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,304 I used to call my dick a "life crouton." 145 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,566 -I was jerking off to TRL... -David? 146 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,525 David, can I see you for a second, please? 147 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,396 -Yeah. -There's blue tape all over the living room walls. 148 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,398 I never said you could use tape on my walls. 149 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,052 Okay, it's designed to come off. 150 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,532 -Your house is gonna be fine. -These fucking hearing aids. 151 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,098 We just repainted. 152 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,318 Those walls are smooth as lacquer. 153 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,711 -Okay. It's gonna be okay. -Did she say lacquer? 154 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:40,018 -Huh? -Is there lacquer? 155 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,585 I don't know. 156 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,108 Can I see playback? 157 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,414 ♪ Hanging out up in the basements♪ 158 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,068 ♪ Playing spin the bottle♪ 159 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,330 ♪ Watching her turn land on Jason...♪ 160 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,897 That's funny. 161 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,594 Well, it's not supposed to be, so that's a failure. 162 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:51,987 -Oh... -'Cause-- I'm serious. 163 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,336 It's like, this sucks. 164 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,468 These kids are never gonna be able 165 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,034 to inhabit my actual headspace. 166 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,080 I wish Icould be in this video. 167 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,604 Yeah, well, it's too bad that no one wants to see a 30-year-old 168 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,911 -grope an eighth grader, so new plan. -I get it! 169 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,391 I totally get it. We're hamstrung to these kids. 170 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,349 So at this point, it's like, what generation of Dave 171 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,917 actually has the most sensitivity, of all our actors? 172 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,485 For me, it's that guy Helhim. Can we get Helhim out here? 173 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,400 -He at least can be directed. -Who's Helhim? 174 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,923 Helhim. Uh, I don't know. 175 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,968 Young Dave, one of them. Like, Helhim. 176 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,927 He had a name tag that said-- I might be pronouncing it wrong. 177 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,450 He/him. His pronouns. 178 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,147 Andrew's pronouns. 179 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,975 Oh, Andrew's in hair and makeup. 180 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,629 Okay, well, he responds to "Helhim," F.Y.I., 181 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,415 so he's sensitive to something. God. 182 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,547 Oh, hey, guys, I've been meaning to tell you, 183 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,114 y-you've been hacked. 184 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,637 What the fuck are you talking about, Don? 185 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,987 The-the website on your bus, Dave.com? 186 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,511 It-it goes to a banking site. 187 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,600 No. No, no, that's our sponsor for tour. 188 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,863 It's, like, a banking app. You can request an advance. 189 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:42,907 Hey, I got to be in that video, LD. 190 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,953 I could be a young jock. 191 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,998 Gata, you look 45. Where's this kid? Hey. 192 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,044 Hey. I need you to take on a bigger role 193 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:50,915 than you might have been expecting to, okay? 194 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,135 The key is you got to play this sweet and sensitive, 195 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,658 -and it's... -Dude, put me in anything. 196 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,051 I'm literally gonna slay so much oxtail 197 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,574 when this video comes out. 198 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,663 You're drenching me. 199 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,491 -In-in pussy. -Right. 200 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,145 Right. Roger. 201 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,016 Roger, that kid will not work. He's an actual ape. 202 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,888 -Like, I need different options. -Okay. Brittany's here. 203 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,193 Which Brittany? Which generation? 204 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,499 Brittany Brittany. The one the video's about. 205 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,109 -Brittany Parker? -Right. Yeah. 206 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:12,502 What the fuck? Brittany Parker's here? 207 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:13,982 Oh! Invite her in. 208 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,505 -It's been years. -She's outside right now? 209 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,028 Yeah. She's out there right now. 210 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,943 How did she even find out I was here? Oh, my God. 211 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,858 -I didn't text her... -Dave, how did she find out you were here? 212 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,773 You are sitting on Harrison Avenue 213 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,601 shooting a music video with your pink tour bus 214 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,168 -parked outside with your big-ass face on the side. -Yeah. 215 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:27,691 And nobody cares, uh, about Brittany Parker. 216 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:28,649 -Exactly. -Dave, we need to make decisions right now. 217 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,651 We were talking before. 218 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,522 -Are we gonna have to cut the spin the bottle scene? -No... 219 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,002 All right, then, we got to figure out which Dave you like 220 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,830 because I got to get him to wardrobe. 221 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,527 Guys, nobody right now should believe 222 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,443 in this Dave, because he's so whipped by this woman, dawg. 223 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,097 I'm not whipped anymore. I'm not in eighth grade, okay? 224 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,881 There's a crowd of people outside trying to meet me. 225 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,013 -Are you crying? Are you crying? -I'm un-whippable. 226 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,493 So stop putting me in that fucking... 227 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,885 Is this the girl that broke his heart? 228 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,844 Hey, is that the one this video about, bro? 229 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,802 -She broke your heart? -Bro. Broke his heart? 230 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,848 Broke him in half, dawg. This nigga so whipped. 231 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,327 I got to figure out what to do with these guys. 232 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,938 -Dave, make a decision. -Look, at him, look at him. 233 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,332 His dick was green or something, bro. 234 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,899 -Just let him go or...? -No, no, don't let him go. 235 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,248 Don't make any decisions. I need one minute to talk to her. 236 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,120 -Dave, Dave... -Shut the fuck up! 237 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:07,165 -Leave her outside, bro. -Damn, dude. 238 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,604 This is school? 239 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,257 -Hi. Hey. -He literally is one 240 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,085 of my oldest friends. This is so overdramatic. 241 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,087 Yeah, no, she's with me. We're good, Cliff. Thank you. 242 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,959 -Hey, I'm just doing my job, baby. -Jesus Christ. 243 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,917 Am I allowed to see you now, Mr. Hollywood? 244 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,223 Oh, yeah, I'm not being Hollywood at all. 245 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,485 -I had no idea that you were... -You're not? 246 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,008 -No, I'm not. -This is my day off. 247 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,967 I don't want to spend it in line like a fucking groupie. 248 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,969 Totally understood. Like, my phone wasn't on me 249 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,666 -and I'm really busy and... -Listen, I'm just giving you shit. 250 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,190 Just relax. Come here. 251 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,714 Yeah. 252 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,587 -Hi, Boobie. -Hey, Boobie. How you doing? 253 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,981 But seriously, why didn't you tell me you were in town? 254 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,592 Because I knew that this music video 255 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,507 would take up every single minute of my time, 256 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,117 and I just didn't want to have, like, a false expectation. 257 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,076 Whatever. What is this video even about? 258 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,600 Uh, like, a period piece. 259 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,559 -Uh-huh. -First and foremost. 2004. 260 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,951 Uh, young love. My perspective on young love. 261 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,605 -Stop. -What? 262 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,128 '04? 263 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,478 Yeah. 264 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,654 It's about us? 265 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,222 Yeah. But I should probably get back inside, 266 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,311 'cause this whole fucking video's going haywire right now. 267 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,531 "I should probably go back inside 'cause the whole video's 268 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,011 going fucking haywire right now." 269 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,317 If the video's about us, where's my cameo? 270 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,494 Well, it's, like, kids. 271 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:20,238 But... yeah. 272 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:21,849 Want to be in it? 273 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,546 -Fuck yeah. -Want to work on your off day, sweetheart? 274 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,200 Let's go. I'll put you in the video. That's easy. 275 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,071 Hey, we got a whole new plan, okay? 276 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,556 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 277 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,167 ♪ With all your tenderness♪ 278 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,169 ♪ High school, next year, this a problem♪ 279 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:41,216 ♪ Sophomores, juniors, seniors, everybody saw her♪ 280 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,218 ♪ I remember browsing Blockbuster with her♪ 281 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,742 ♪ When this senior cocksucker told her she looked beautiful ♪ 282 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,265 ♪ She blushed, she was popular♪ 283 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,006 ♪ I just stood to the side and waited♪ 284 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,834 ♪ Obviously, they started dating♪ 285 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,401 ♪ Harrison Ave just wasn't the same without her♪ 286 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,055 ♪ The bus stop, he drove her to school♪ 287 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,753 ♪ In a car with rims and real big bass♪ 288 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,929 -♪ Hated this guy, hated...♪ -This way. 289 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,888 Dave, it's fine. Just keep going. 290 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,631 Okay, back to places! 291 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,589 -Getting ready to shoot. -Okay! 292 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,591 Here's where the senior with the cool car's gonna be. 293 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:11,072 Okay, I need all of this cleared. Cut on rehearsal. 294 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,161 Yes! Boobie, you are a natural at this. 295 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,771 -You're awesome. -Wow. 296 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,643 -You remembered everything. -I did. 297 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,775 God, you were, like, obsessed. 298 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,603 Lil Dicky, I am such a huge fan. 299 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,865 -Aww, thank you. -Ew, stop. 300 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,737 You know he has a purple dick, right? 301 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,608 -I don't have a purple dick. -Maroon. Whatever. 302 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,828 Hey. Can we have a video now or do we have a video 303 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,351 now that Uncle Dave's in front of the camera? 304 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,788 Am I R or W? I knew it was right to put her in the video. 305 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,398 Now I can be in it. She's amazing. This is great. 306 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:34,704 What's amazing is how she bullied you 307 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,184 into being the star of your video. 308 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,402 That's not at all what happened. I'm actually just, like, 309 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,839 placating her to get exactly what we need. 310 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,754 -Whatever you say. -Where is playback here? 311 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:41,929 Don't worry about it. Keep doing what you're doing, 312 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:42,886 'cause it's way better with you in it. 313 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,627 You guys have great chemistry. 314 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,150 Yeah. 315 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,674 You know, "whipped" is, like, a racially backed term, 316 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,371 -so just keep that in mind. -Sorry, Master. 317 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,068 -Hey, show me the next shot that you're setting up. -Okay. 318 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,070 Way ahead of you. Can I get A-cam to frame up, please? 319 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,072 So I thought it would be good to come in 320 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,726 on Brittany's perspective. 321 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,119 Brittany's perspective? Never from her perspective. 322 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,903 -No, it's like a... -Well, the way I see it is, 323 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,644 -if you see it from her... -No, no. Okay, wait. 324 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,993 What if we came down from my feet, 325 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,866 and it goes up like this: classic hero shot, okay? 326 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,389 And then, when that guy she starts dating-- 327 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,825 the older dude with the car-- comes, it's like, 328 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,871 we flip it and we make it underdog mode. 329 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,003 -Where is, like, the guy? -Uh, stand by. One second, there. 330 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,439 Uh, pulling up in that car right now. 331 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,876 -That's him? -Yeah, that's him. 332 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,442 Okay, I'm just gonna give him a few notes. 333 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,748 No, no, Dave, where are you going? Where are you going? 334 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,750 We got to keep shooting, guys! Let's go! 335 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,926 Hey, man. So here's the backstory. 336 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,754 I'm in love with this girl, 337 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,147 you're the older guy who starts dating her. 338 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,931 Um... 339 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,454 You said there was something on the props truck 340 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,108 that I had to look at, right? 341 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,763 So I will be right back and we'll th-- Yeah. 342 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,938 Who the fuck is that guy? 343 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,070 That's the guy you cast to play Matt. 344 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,767 That's the-- Brittany's older lover. 345 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,464 I didn't cast that guy. That's a seven-foot man. 346 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,728 -You picked him. -Yeah, yeah, we cast him. 347 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,077 I didn't know he was the Jolly Green Giant. 348 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,122 I just-- We-- He just-- Sorry. 349 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,864 -He's a legit seven-footer. Like, I don't understand. -Yeah. 350 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,387 -His audition was chest-up. You got to... -It's almost at his neck. 351 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,737 The eyelines are gonna be all over the place. 352 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,955 -It's gonna look weird as fuck. -Yeah, no shit. 353 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,304 Okay, okay. I tell you what. 354 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,784 We could put him in, like, a green screen suit. 355 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:55,872 A green screen suit? What's that gonna do? 356 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,134 I don't need to make him disappear 357 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,483 -or, like, turn into a fucking alien. -Okay. 358 00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,920 I need a human being to play this girl's... 359 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,356 -We got to shoot... -Can we upgrade an extra, maybe? 360 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,749 -Like, I don't know. -Yeah. 361 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,794 Like, that fucking piece of shit kid with the hair? 362 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,448 -Like, he looks kind of... -Oh, yeah, he looks like a piece of shit. 363 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,928 -He's perfect. We got to keep this going. -Okay, hold on. 364 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,146 Hey, Steph, Steph. Go prep the guy 365 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,495 with the-the hat, please. 366 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,453 Then you can go release our Matt. 367 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,584 Go ahead and release Matt. 368 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:13,847 No, don't release the seven-foot guy. 369 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,370 No, no, no. He's, like, a funny visual. 370 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,110 We'll have him sneeze, or do something interesting. 371 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,807 Bending over is funny. 372 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,461 I thought you didn't want the video to be funny. 373 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,724 -Emma, it can have moments of comedy. -Actually, question. 374 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,073 Should we release the Young Daves and Brittanys now 375 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,205 at this point, or-or do you want to hold on... 376 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,815 Are you serious? Release the Young Daves? 377 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:26,947 What about the Evolution of Man scene 378 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,470 where we need every single Young Dave? 379 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,776 -How am I telling you this? -Of course. Yeah, yeah. 380 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,255 Are we getting a crane for that scene? 381 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,735 Okay, we couldn't fit the crane in the parking lot. 382 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,084 They would need a crane to bring in the other crane, 383 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,346 -so we just-- we couldn't afford it. -Okay. 384 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,088 Tell Lonny that I need playback ready at all times. 385 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,047 Now that I'm in the video, I can't see what's being shot. 386 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,744 Or you could just trust me. 387 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,051 -Don't do that. -Joo! Coffee for Joo! 388 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,749 Joo. Coffee for Joo. 389 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,098 There you go, Joo. 390 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,841 Sam! Coffee for Sam! 391 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,930 -All right, places, everyone! -Thank you. 392 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,105 Getting ready to shoot. 393 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,020 -Hi. -Hi. 394 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,109 -So sorry. -Why are we showing Matt pick me up? 395 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,155 -I thought it was about us. -Uh, it is. 396 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,113 Like, it's just about context and, you know, 397 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,941 like, really getting the full scope of it. 398 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,029 All right, everybody! 399 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,378 Can I have background back to one 400 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,380 and we're gonna roll camera! 401 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,773 Car should arrive at "cocksucker." 402 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:11,948 -The lyric "cocksucker." -Can you do me a favor 403 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,950 and cue the car at "cocksucker," please? 404 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,952 -What? -No, it should arrive on "cocksucker." 405 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,867 -Uh, make sure it arrives... -Can I have last looks for my hair? 406 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,869 Emma, how does my hair look in frame right now? 407 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,219 We're on your feet. 408 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:22,829 Right. 409 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,444 I just think that it's not a wide enough shot. Like... 410 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:33,013 Oh, my God, I can't stop reading these. 411 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,406 "Dear Boobie Boobois, 412 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,408 "going to the mall won't be the same without you, 413 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,063 but Mr. Tobayashi sends his best." 414 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,892 Mr. Tobayashi. Do you still have him? 415 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:46,200 I don't know, but hang on, I'm just, like, DM'ing Iverson. 416 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,898 Can you look for Mr. Tobayashi, please? 417 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,292 -Please? -Yeah. Yes, yes. 418 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,208 Mom? Where's Tobayashi kept? 419 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,471 -Yes. -Uh, ooh. 420 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,951 Probably in the closet, I think. 421 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,083 Oh, where are you, Tobayashi? 422 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,390 Oh! I found him. 423 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,087 He was eating his chips. 424 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,263 -There he is. Tobayashi. -There he goes. 425 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,223 -I cannot believe you kept all this stuff. -Yeah. 426 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:12,182 I mean, this period of time had a profound impact on me. 427 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,404 But we evolve, you know? 428 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,276 Did I tell you that I was dating Doja Cat for a little while? 429 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,930 Which one is Doja Cat? 430 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,889 Doja Cat, like, she's made of milk. 431 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,978 She's, like, a huge global pop star. 432 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,283 It started off really hot and heavy. 433 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,285 It's so hard to maintain that level of heat. 434 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,286 You know, like, she's always doing her thing, 435 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,853 I'm always doing mine. 436 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,246 Lifestyles don't always-- one sec-- 437 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,943 like, a-allow for that type of thing. 438 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,118 When you're dating someone in the industry, 439 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,598 it's, like, not always-- What's up, Steph? 440 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,122 Your mom is in the bathroom and she's not coming out. 441 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,297 What do you mean she's not coming out? She's in this scene. 442 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,951 She's got to come out. Can you get her? 443 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,126 Well, no, I don't feel comfortable 444 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,345 going into the bathroom, it's her house. 445 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,217 Okay, one sec, Boobie. Bye, Mr. Tobayashi. 446 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,611 What's going on? 447 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,134 Dave, Dave, I just got off the phone with Macaroni Grill. 448 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,353 We got to be out of there by 8:00 p.m., 449 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,615 'cause they have to open up the kitchen. 450 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,269 -What? They said midnight. -I know. 451 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,966 -Well, what are you gonna do? -Did you tell them it was me? 452 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,142 Yeah. They did not know who you were, so... 453 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,970 Okay, so you're saying I'm still an underdog in my own city? 454 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,537 No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is 455 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,234 -we need to finish this up. -Dave, where are you going? 456 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,975 We're underdogs. It's cool. That's cool. 457 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:06,889 -I like being an underdog. -Where are you going? 458 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,064 I'm getting my mom. 459 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,892 -Hurry the fuck up. -Okay. 460 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,154 Mom. 461 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,895 Oh, Carol. 462 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,636 Oh, Carol... 463 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,638 Carol, the-- oh... 464 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,901 Whoa. What is going on in here right now? 465 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,121 Your mother ate her hearing aids. 466 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,383 She ate her hearing aids? 467 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,993 Yeah. She-she took them out, 468 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,995 she put them on the table for some reason. 469 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,388 To get relief from all the noise. 470 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,389 And-and I had some kettle corn that I got from... 471 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,130 That he just opened up and put 472 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,131 -all over the table. -...I got it from crafty. 473 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,915 And yeah, look. 474 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,178 This-this is a several-thousand- dollar problem that we got. 475 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,701 -Mom? -Insurance is not gonna cover this. 476 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,965 -Yes? -Uh, c-can you vomit out your hearing aids 477 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,183 after we shoot this one scene, please? 478 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,055 David? 479 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,448 There's still tape all over the walls. 480 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,060 We just repainted. 481 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,280 Okay, I'll tell them to... Just hurry the fuck up, Mom. 482 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,329 Dave, do you have any free time? 483 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,939 Uh, make playback so accessible, 484 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,419 'cause this is the big scene right here. 485 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,203 She's coming, she's coming. Like, let's just do it. 486 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,683 She'll be here on her mark by the time we start shooting. 487 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,032 Ready to dance? 488 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,947 Oh, my God. 489 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,341 I can't believe we are recreating 490 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,082 this moment right now. Insane. 491 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,214 It is insane. I agree. 492 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,696 So, um, when are we gonna have time to actually hang out? 493 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,220 Uh, like, beyond what we're doing? 494 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,440 I don't know that I will, just 'cause, like, 495 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,746 we're gonna wrap late, and then I have to go on tour tomorrow. 496 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,748 -Mm-hmm. -And my parents, I need to see... 497 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,620 It was a stupid idea, you know? 498 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,317 It's actually kind of insane to want 499 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,233 -to carve out time with one of my oldest friends. -Okay. 500 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,193 I'll-- Fine. I will figure out some way after wrap 501 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:36,196 -to, like, stay up all night. -Did you just say "fine"? 502 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,154 I don't want to be a "fine." I don't want to be a surrender. 503 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,243 No, no surrender at all. I'm excited. Let's hang out. 504 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,680 Because I'd love to chitchat about a few things and catch up. 505 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,205 -I would like that. Cool. -Me, too. 506 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,597 -Cool. -You guys good to give it a shot? 507 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,077 -Yeah. Let's do it. -Okay. 508 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,774 Perfect. Okay, lock it up! 509 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,255 -I'll be at village. -Okay, roll camera! 510 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,605 -Camera set. -Set! -Let's do it right. 511 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,172 And action! 512 00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,177 ♪ I love you back, you know...♪ 513 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,092 No. 514 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,489 -Uh... -Oh, my God. 515 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,317 Yeah. Too much, I think, right? 516 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,014 Stay in it. 517 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:12,710 It doesn't look that bad. 518 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,365 Uh... 519 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,063 Wow, this... 520 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,064 What do you want... 521 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,068 Mom, get out. 522 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,460 He-he just told me to come in. 523 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,158 I couldn't really hear you. 524 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594 I'm in the scene, Mom. Just read the fucking script. 525 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,292 Get out! Okay, uh... 526 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,641 All right, way too much cum. 527 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,078 Cut, cut, cut. 528 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,079 What are you d-- Are you coming? 529 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,428 You said pissing cum. 530 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,691 This is way too much cum. I'm not a fucking yak. 531 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,345 -You said pissing cum. -I'm trying to get, like, a female demographic 532 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,650 -out of this. -That is pissing cum right there. 533 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,783 It's supposed to be highbrow and poetic, 534 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,090 like, no one's ever cum soft, that's why we're doing it. 535 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,048 -Not this. -Well, you didn't tell me that. 536 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,528 I don't know what you imagined, but, like, how could you 537 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,790 -have imagined this? -Look, I mean, that's not fair. 538 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,183 I mean, I worked on this for a long time. 539 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,185 It's too much. Whatever it is, it's way too much. 540 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,664 I got to look at playback and see if this is even usable. 541 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,144 That's all over my floor. David? 542 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,754 Where's playback? I got to watch that. 543 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,539 David, don't get that on my couch. 544 00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,844 What is the next scene? 545 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,150 It looked less bad on camera 546 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,543 than it probably felt in the moment. 547 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,675 I have to watch playback because it felt horrible. 548 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,286 -This is crazy. -Why can't you just trust me? 549 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,766 Emma, I obviously value your opinion, I really do, 550 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,333 and I'm trying to make this our thing, 551 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,856 but it's still a Lil Dicky video at the end of the day, 552 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,728 and it's got to be my thing, it's my life story. 553 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,078 I'm sorry. Stop guilting me for looking at the footage. 554 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,819 -Hey, we got to watch the playback. -Hey, Dave. Can we talk? 555 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,690 -No, we have to watch the footage. -I'm having an issue here. 556 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,736 -What? -Okay, listen, um... 557 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,347 I-I used to make furniture, okay? 558 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,870 Truly beautiful furniture. 559 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,698 -Okay. -No, it was my purpose in life, 560 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,657 it was my joy, I was really good at it. 561 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,702 I-I did Pat Croce's entire living room. 562 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,226 What are we talking about right now? 563 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,097 As the business grew, so did the pressure. 564 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,187 To relieve that pressure, I-I started to huff. 565 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,102 -To hu...? -To huff. Huff. 566 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,364 Huff. Huff. 567 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,192 -Oh! -Yeah. Shellac, lacquer. 568 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,585 I got a-- I got addicted. 569 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,195 -Oh. Oh, God. -Okay? I'd huff, 570 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,676 -create, huff some more, you know? -Yeah. 571 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,981 I smoke weed when I rap. I-- You know. 572 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,766 Yeah, of all-- Did you lose your family? I did. 573 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,246 That-- No, sorry. 574 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,812 -No apologies from you, please. -Okay. 575 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,554 Okay? I lost my family, I lost the store. 576 00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,557 And-and, look, these floors, they've recently been redone. 577 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,777 -Fumigation? Yeah. -It's-it's getting bad. 578 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,735 So if I stay here, all right, by the end of the night, 579 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,216 I'm in a dumpster behind a frame store, digging to get that... 580 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,739 You can sleep over. Like, I mean, 581 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:09,914 it's probably bad to sleep over, but, like, 582 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,264 you don't have to go to the frame store. 583 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,743 -I'll pin you to the bed. -I-I think you're great. 584 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,267 -I'm sorry, I got to go. -No, because if you go, 585 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,877 I won't be able to watch the footage, and I have no idea 586 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,139 -what's going on in the video. -I got to take care of myself. 587 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,272 No, please don't go, Lonny. Please don't go. 588 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,751 -Hi. -Do you have a... 589 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,318 Would you want to blaze? 590 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,364 D-- No, no. 591 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,452 -I would not. -Okay. 592 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,111 Boobie! We're gonna give that one more time, okay? 593 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,726 ♪ Now she's with this older guy, I didn't see it coming♪ 594 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,468 ♪ I strategized my hallway walks so I could see her some ♪ 595 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,078 ♪ The only class we had together, Spanish♪ 596 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,211 ♪ What the fuck? I was Carlos, she was Mia♪ 597 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,734 ♪ Why do they make us choose Spanish names, by the way?♪ 598 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,214 ♪ Isn't that insane?♪ 599 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,041 -♪ Yes♪ -♪ I digress♪ 600 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,695 ♪ Of course he cheated on her, she would call me♪ 601 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,219 ♪ So depressed, but she kept going back♪ 602 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,177 ♪ MapQuest-ing, printing out directions♪ 603 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,091 ♪ I designated-drive to his parties♪ 604 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,137 ♪ That shit was so♪ 605 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,095 ♪ I was soft, I was pussy, I was weak, I was lame♪ 606 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,749 ♪ But whatever, I'm in ninth grade, what the hell♪ 607 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,620 ♪ Could I say? But one time I stayed home♪ 608 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,187 ♪ His party got busted by the po-po♪ 609 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,668 ♪ It made me so, so, so, so, so♪ 610 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,713 ♪ So, so happy, he got grounded and the dance♪ 611 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,280 ♪ Was this week, I never went to those♪ 612 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,195 ♪ But now she could just stay home with me♪ 613 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,979 ♪ Why didn't I go to them? Okay, 'cause I was scared♪ 614 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,546 ♪ Of getting boners on the dance floor♪ 615 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,157 ♪ The whole thing was overwhelming♪ 616 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,723 ♪ It was just a bizarre social situation♪ 617 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,203 ♪ I didn't drink, everyone did, whatever♪ 618 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,726 ♪ Back to the story, I was excited♪ 619 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,814 ♪ To just chill with her, return to our glory♪ 620 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,729 ♪ Then she like, ave, wait"♪ 621 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,296 ♪ "We should go to the dance together♪ 622 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,168 ♪ Just be my date," I'm like, "What?"♪ 623 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,734 ♪ She like, "Yeah," I'm like, "Uh"♪ 624 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,781 ♪ I came and came, my brain just said yes♪ 625 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,914 ♪ Popularity-wise, this is a jetpack, and I miss my friend ♪ 626 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,655 ♪ And obviously I was fully in love with her♪ 627 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,830 ♪ So I said, "Okay, no problem"♪ 628 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,441 ♪ I got my suit with my mama♪ 629 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,442 ♪ Then we all met up at a fella's house♪ 630 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,965 ♪ To take a few pics♪ 631 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,272 ♪ 16 girls, 16 guys, parents filming this shit♪ 632 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,665 ♪ I pull up with my mama, oh, my God, there's a problem ♪ 633 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,711 ♪ The fucking guy isn't grounded♪ 634 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,582 ♪ He's really there with his arm around her♪ 635 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,628 ♪ I couldn't believe it, she said that he showed up♪ 636 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,846 ♪ And surprised her, and then of course somebody's like♪ 637 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,848 ♪ "We gotta take a wide pic."♪ 638 00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:01,678 ♪ 33 people, only one had no date, my mama asking me why♪ 639 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,550 ♪ But I felt way too ashamed, so I just lied♪ 640 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,769 ♪ I told her that I knew this was happening♪ 641 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,642 ♪ And that everything was good and I could not abandon it♪ 642 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,252 ♪ So I went with them, in the limo♪ 643 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,298 ♪ In the dinner, Macaroni Grill♪ 644 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,125 ♪ I'm the 33rd wheel, is this real?♪ 645 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,692 ♪ But it got worse, right before the bill♪ 646 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,041 ♪ A bunch of waiters and waitresses♪ 647 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,739 ♪ Bring a cake to my table♪ 648 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,654 ♪ They're all singing happy birthday to me♪ 649 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,831 ♪ Happy birthday to me, not my birthday♪ 650 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,094 ♪ And of course, this fucking restaurant♪ 651 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,705 ♪ Has this custom where you got to stand up on a table♪ 652 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,230 ♪ And wave a fucking napkin while everyone stares♪ 653 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,580 ♪ I saw the older guys laugh so I just played into it♪ 654 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,668 ♪ I'm on a table dancing, embarrassed♪ 655 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,626 ♪ But no one knew it♪ 656 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,889 ♪ Except Brittany did and she had been drinking, shit♪ 657 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,282 ♪ The water bottle full of liquor♪ 658 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,327 ♪ Lower than my confidence...♪ 659 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,719 Dave! Dave! Dave! 660 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,112 Brittany, where are you...? 661 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,983 -Cut! Where is she going? -Dave, don't call cut. 662 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,768 -We're leaving in two minutes. -Okay. 663 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,900 -Oh, no, no. -Let me reset while we get her, please. 664 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,772 -No, wait, we got to shoot now, man! -We can't go again! 665 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,209 ...hung up on this girl, man. We have no video now, Dave. 666 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,342 Yeah, we got 90 seconds or they pull that plug. 667 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,257 -Literally. -Okay, well, then bring everyone outside 668 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,345 for the Evolution of Man scene. 669 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,520 -We'll do it out there. -No, Dave, 670 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,217 we don't have permits to shoot outside. 671 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,263 Roger, this is Philly. 672 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,265 Nobody gives a fuck about permits. 673 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,661 Okay, everybody, we're moving outside! 674 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,795 Boobie! 675 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,710 We're almost finished. Please don't go right now. 676 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,364 That's the end of your fucking video? 677 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,279 I-I'm not gonna let you make me into a villain, Dave. 678 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,890 Are you actually surprised by the contents of this video? 679 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,848 Like, I'm just showing what happened that night. 680 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,894 Cool, you're just gonna do 681 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,765 the exact same thing you always do to me. Great. 682 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,680 I should've known that this was where it was gonna go. 683 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,162 What are you talking about? 684 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:37,296 You're used to owning me and controlling me 685 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,733 and manipulating me and having me do your bidding, 686 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,648 -and it's just not that way anymore. -I'm manipulative? 687 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,867 -Yeah. -Uh, I came here today to hang out with my friend, 688 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,913 and all of a sudden, I'm in a video 689 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,828 -where you're making me look like an asshole. -If you feel 690 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,873 like an asshole by watching what went down in there, 691 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,440 again, I don't know what to tell you. 692 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:52,789 That's just, like, what occurred. 693 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,225 You know what I think? 694 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:55,401 What you're actually feeling is the fact 695 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,229 that I've moved on from you. 696 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,450 Boobie? 697 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:05,149 We just spent a whole day shooting a video about me. 698 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,760 It's closure. It's closure. 699 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,414 You're clearly not over it. 700 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:11,373 And you left out the biggest fucking detail. 701 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,244 What? 702 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,334 That we dated for a month after that. 703 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,728 One month, Brittany. You gave me one month. 704 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,861 Five years of being your absolute best friend, 705 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,253 and then what happened? 706 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,255 You broke my heart so quickly 707 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,214 for another piece of shit older guy. 708 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,824 So forgive me for not including that second ending 709 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,783 in this video, okay? 710 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,306 It fucking killed me. 711 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,394 And it really is probably exactly why 712 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,353 I am today the way that I am today. 713 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,919 This fucking relationship. 714 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,226 Okay, well, yeah. 715 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,359 Uh, it's life, Dave. I don't know what to tell you. 716 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,318 I was 16 years old. It was depressing for me, too. 717 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,320 I had family problems. 718 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,105 I was fucking cutting myself. 719 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,720 That sucks. 720 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,896 I obviously did not know that. 721 00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,942 I'm just trying to tell my story. 722 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,292 Great, tell your story. That's fine. 723 00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:03,207 But I'm not gonna tell it because it's not mine. 724 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,819 And I'm not gonna be a prop in your... 725 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,909 "female demographic video." 726 00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,432 Where are you going? 727 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,870 That's my boyfriend, Dave. 728 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,307 We've been dating for three months. 729 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,266 But how would you know that, right? 730 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:21,748 'Cause it's not as interesting as dating Doja Cat. 731 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,186 Does he have a pink, thick dick? 732 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,930 I really loved you. 733 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,932 It doesn't seem to matter to you at all. 734 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:38,286 It... Of... It always will matter. 735 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,424 Dave. Dave. 736 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,426 There is no time. 737 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,558 -Yeah. -We're done. 738 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,517 I mean, maybe one setup. I... 739 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,432 Tell me what you want to do. 740 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:57,914 Do we have any Brittanys still here? 741 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,569 Yes, actually. One. Uh, wardrobe lady's daughter, so... 742 00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:02,484 -Which generation is that? -I don't know. 743 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:03,790 Doesn't even matter. Get her camera-ready. 744 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,313 I just need, like, five minutes 745 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228 to sit and think about the ending of this video. 746 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,490 -Yeah. -'Cause I have an evolution... 747 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,450 Copy that. Okay. Uh, hey, uh, Steph. Um... 748 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,583 I have an idea to get it pretty fast in, like, one take. 749 00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,151 Do you want to see it? 750 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:20,415 Uh, do what you see. I really do trust you. 751 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,199 Oh. 752 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,245 Okay. Let's go. 753 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:25,594 -Uh, Roger? -Yes? 754 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,467 Okay. We got one take to do this. 755 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,512 Action. 756 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,558 ♪ I told her everything on my mind, I told her everything♪ 757 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,517 ♪ Every single song that made me think about her every day♪ 758 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:36,910 ♪ Everybody said that we're just kids♪ 759 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:38,607 ♪ But that never changed the fact♪ 760 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,522 ♪ That to this kid, you were his everything♪ 761 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,524 ♪ The next part I will never forget♪ 762 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,569 ♪ She walked right up to me slowly♪ 763 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,266 ♪ Then she gave me a kiss♪ 764 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:48,269 ♪ First kiss, ugh, no way, no♪ 765 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:51,141 ♪ Oh, my God, then she said, "I love you, too"♪ 766 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,883 ♪ I didn't believe her at first, I thought she was drunk♪ 767 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,929 ♪ But then the next day, she was singing the same song ♪ 768 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:59,149 ♪ She ran over to my crib and was all over me♪ 769 00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,325 ♪ We started kissing, touching, blushing, gushing♪ 770 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:02,544 ♪ There was no humping yet, not then♪ 771 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,067 ♪ But I would settle for love♪ 772 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,112 ♪ Got my first handjob in the park♪ 773 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,635 ♪ Really came out the mud♪ 774 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:08,158 ♪ I couldn't believe it, it was a dream♪ 775 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,290 I planted my seed on Harrison Avenue yet again♪ 776 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,118 ♪ I really did it, huh?♪ 777 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,728 ♪ And then all of a sudden, it was done♪ 778 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,904 ♪ Just a month long and then she moved on♪ 779 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,166 ♪ I never knew someone could make you feel♪ 780 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,385 ♪ So right and so wrong♪ 781 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:18,560 ♪ So good and so bad♪ 782 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,257 ♪ Either way, I had what I had♪ 783 00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:21,563 ♪ And it showed me I was who I was♪ 784 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,566 ♪ And that I was worthy of love♪ 785 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:28,135 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 786 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,180 ♪ I love you, girl♪ 787 00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,618 ♪ It's the Evolution of Man♪ 788 00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:35,229 ♪ I love you, girl♪ 789 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,231 ♪ I'm still evolving♪ 790 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,972 ♪ But you know♪ 791 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,277 ♪ I love you, girl♪ 792 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,062 Amazing. Cut. 793 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:45,152 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 794 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:50,374 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 795 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:56,337 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 796 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,306 ♪ With all your tenderness♪ 797 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:20,230 ♪ With all your tenderness♪ 798 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,582 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 799 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,453 ♪ Yes, I do♪ 800 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:29,109 ♪ I love you back, you know♪ 801 00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,111 ♪ Yes, I do♪ 802 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:33,156 ♪ I love you back, you know.♪ 803 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:45,168 Welcome to the Looking For Love Tour! 804 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,432 I've had so many insane sexual encounters. 805 00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:51,610 Truthfully, I'm looking for my wife. 806 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,395 You're with him every day? How do you resist him? 807 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,051 Are you serious? Because I'm with him every day. 808 00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:00,967 I'm so happy that I get to see America for what it is. 809 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,230 Y'all find everything okay?Yeah. 810 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:07,190 USA. USA. 811 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:13,632 FX'sDave, all new Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 812 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:16,069 What's so great in Atlanta that you can't just leave it behind? 813 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,986 Oh, we're outside! 814 00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:23,990 I watch Criminal Minds. 815 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,166 And I know when someone's up to something twisted. 816 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,428 Oh, my goodness. 817 00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:32,651 Hey, wait, man. Wait, wait...Wake up! 818 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,438 Oh, this feel illegal as hell. 819 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:41,485 FX'sAtlanta, the final season now streaming. 820 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,667 ♪ You can run 821 00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,369 ♪ For a long time 822 00:27:57,501 --> 00:28:01,288 ♪ Sooner or later God will cut you down♪ 823 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,816 FX'sMayans, 824 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:11,428 the final season premieres May 24th on FX.